apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
nutella sex= disaster
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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