Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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