Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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