i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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