My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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