your room smells of hookers.
And success
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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