Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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