If i come over, it means nothing
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
