why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We have started to decorate penises.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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