It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
