Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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