Where is the hickey?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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