yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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