took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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