Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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