you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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