Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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