I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
that is very illegal...i love you.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
