That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i think i have two assholes
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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