Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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