super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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