Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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