I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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