jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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