I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Come back. Shots need mouths.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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