batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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