Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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