So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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