what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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