Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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