I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good