fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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