I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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