why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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