How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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