I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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