can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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