How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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