I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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