Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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