My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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