so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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