i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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