Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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