OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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