Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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