What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i've created a new STD.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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