The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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