Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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