Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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