I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The beer is more important than you right now.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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