yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I need to calm my uterus...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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