The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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