Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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