capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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