Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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