Me. At least after what I've been through.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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